In My Red High Heels?! A Challenge.

Alright, I admit.  I have a slight love affair with Crocs.  I currently own 4 pairs of the mary janes (black, brown, blue, and white), a pair of original caymans (bright blue), and a pair of flip flops (brown).  However, that said.  I would never, Never, NEver, NEVEr, NEVER consider purchasing a pair of these...monstrosities.  

Seriously, 4" croc heels?

So, here's where the challenge comes in.  The first person to buy and take a picture of themselves WEARING these sexy little numbers will receive $5.  That's right folks.  I'm going to pony up a whopping $5 for someone to publicly humiliate themselves (because, you know, that picture will be posted here for all eternity or at least until I delete the blog).  Any takers?

The rules:

1.  You must provide proof pictures (full body shots!)

2.  If we've never met IRL, you must provide a comparison photo to go with that full body shot (no cheating!)

3.  That's pretty much it.  Send me the proof and I'll send you $5 (but only to the first!)